May 2013
android18:
meanwhile at tumblr headquarters
foolishcaptainkia:
gothamshitty:
kushdrinker:
sweet dreams are made of cheese
who am I to diss a brie
I cheddar the world and the feta cheese
“I’d like to raise both of my middle fingers to him and anyone who thinks...”
– M.I.A. (via janejacqueline)
bigstupidbaby:
i like australia because we call things what they are. like what the hell is a dime? its ten cents. a quarter? do you mean 25 cents we aint doing fractions here we are trying to buy some shit
captainmjolnir:
I’ve never understood the stereotype that women are more likely to faint at blood
I mean seriously
what do you think we do every month
thegestianpoet:
thegestianpoet:
i’m just still so entertained by this
i really am
i want to put this on job applications
oh no is this making the rounds again help
please don’t get tired of me or of the way i lie next to you and tell you what i love about you more than twenty times you should know this: if i kept it inside i’d get cracks all over and it would pour out of me
kili-at-my-service:
anawkwardfruit:
capsicle1916:
baconllamatimelord:
miss-doctorwho:
partners-in-time:
miss-doctorwho:
If you think about it, Facebook has not even reached the stage of Gif’s yet.
Or italics
How can I express my feelings with no italics
It has not even got bold
And we need to talk about:
Bullet points
I may as well strikeout Facebook
You can’t even put...
enjolras-is-captain-sassy:
corackadile:
why dont you
why do not you
FUCK THIS I HATE EVERTHING
